Decaf? In This Economy? – Premium Super Soft Unisex Tee

Decaf? In This Economy? – Premium Super Soft Unisex Tee

Black / S

$44.00

Decaf? In This Economy? – Premium Super Soft Unisex Tee

$44.00

Color Black White

Size S M L XL 2XL

Wall Street’s melting, your to-do list just doubled, and someone dared to ask if you wanted decaf coffee. This piece captures the panic-core energy of living in late capitalism with zero chill and six shots of espresso. Perfect for spreadsheet warriors, anxious overachievers, and anyone whose vibe is 95% caffeine, 5% coping.

Heavyweight Vintage-Soft Tee

100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with structured drape
Garment-dyed for lived-in softness and minimal shrinkage
Relaxed unisex fit with a clean silhouette (not boxy)
True to size
Size up for a looser / oversized fit

Size Guide & Care Instructions ↗

Fiber content may vary by color. Some heather colors may include polyester.

SHIPPING

Free shipping on orders over $75 (before taxes).
Otherwise, a $5 shipping fee applies.

Estimated delivery times include fulfillment and shipping.

United States: 4 to 8 business days
Canada: 5 to 9 business days
International: 9 to 24 business days

📦Once your order ships, you will receive a tracking link by email.

Returns

If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will make it right.

How it works:

Full refund or replacement for damaged or defective items
Contact us within 7 days of delivery
Items must be unworn and in the original condition you received them

Email support@plainfamous.com
Real humans read and respond.

Fit

We recommend reviewing the fit details by clicking the "Size Guide & Care Instructions" link provided on the product page before ordering so you get the result you expect.

If something still feels off, reach out.

Fit related concerns are reviewed on a case by case basis.

Policies may evolve over time, but they will always remain fair and reasonable.